Bring out the Oompa Lompas!!!!

I need to be "squozed". LMAO! i am so swollen you would not believe it. it is so funny though. i haven't had a real period (absent my m/c) since the middle of November and i didn't have a lot of bleeding with my m/c and so boy i know it's coming, but i can't wait. today is day one of provera. i have 9 more days of these pills and then my period should finally arrive a few days after if not right after. my goal is to have it by st. patricks day that way i will be done and ready to rock and roll for my trip to vegas at the end of the month. it is soo funny though- my face feels like droopy the dog and my stomach is huge but hard. i can't wait to deflate!!!